Copyediting + Proofreading

CROSS those TEES and Dot your EYES, a GREAT EDITOR would erase the “MY OH MY I CAN’T BELIEVE I WROTE ONE SEX INSTEAD OF ONE SEC!!!”

WeAve all been thEIr…you ruminate fOUr hours (or in sUm cases minutes) over an incendiary topic that’s bEn burning the crevices of your mind until FINALLY the thoughts cUm together. So EWE sHit anxiously in front of your blank canvas and begin to create a masterpiece. Ah yes, the words, the morsels of thoughts are moving faster than Ali back in the day when he was still Cassius Clay. You curse your fingers for never working as rapidly as your mind. “Why didn’t I pay closer attention in typing school? Wait does that still exist?”

Ahh, you pOOr your heart into the story; its colored with passionate prose and mellifluous metaphors. It’s perfect in your eyes! You are convinced that this wOn will definitely ignite a fire amongst the masses; it will precipitate intelligent conversation and stimulating debates. It will beE the greatest story, debate, essay ever tolLed. You cannot wEIGht any longer; the public must reEd this now. So you hit send.

And like all riGHters you read your story agIn after it has been released tWo the public. Shock. Horror. Mayhem! You find Knot one, Knot to, Knot tree, BUTT FOR mistakes!

No more mistakes! Hire me for all your writing and editing needs:

  • Copyediting/Proofreading
    • Essays
    • Dissertations
    • Term Papers
    • Cover Letters
    • Manuscripts
    • Screenplays
    • Newsletters
    • Blogging
    • General Email & Snail Mail Correspondence

Efficient and EXCELLENT. Every job is the perfect size! I make words POP!

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